There was a Young Man from Macao

There was a Young Man from Macao

Whose cherished treasure was his cow;

Thus, he never consumed any beef,

But he did enjoy an aperitif,

This Young Man from Macao.

 

 

 

There was a Young Maiden in Tahiti

There was a Young Maiden in Tahiti

Who was enamored with a French sweetie.

Her amour was indeed Paul Gauguin the painter,

Who was also an adroit animal trainer;

Thus, the Young Maiden became quite meaty.

There was a State Governor named James Richard Perry

There was a State Governor named James Richard Perry,

And he liked to consume the maraschino cherry.

This gun lover wanted to be his country’s next POTUS,

And so he saddled up and got on his bucephalus,

And began his ride as happy as a canary.

There was an Old Friar whose favorite food was broccoli

There was an Old Friar whose favorite food was broccoli,

And he always put this crucifer in his

homily.

But one day he was sauntering by a farmer’s wife’s stove,

And the aroma of meat cooking made his taste buds rove.

No more would this Old Friar call his favorite food broccoli.

There was a very Old Lady named God

There was a very Old Lady named

God

Who was a ravishing and infallible

Broad;

She liked to create new life forms in the

Universe,

And sometimes they turned out quite moronic and
 
 Perverse,

But this didn’t stop Her from fishing out on Cape

Cod.

 

There was a Young Person of Tenerife

There was a Young Person of Tenerife

Who functioned as the island’s fire chief;

One day a man in disguise held up a store with his

weed whacker,

And the fire chief was called to apprehend this

attacker;

He did, and the man in disguise was barbecued like a

side of beef.