Friday, August 31, 2007

SEA OF LIFE HAIKU


HeY! tUrN uP tHe LiGhT!

iT's ToO dIm FoR mE tO sWiM

iN tHiS SeA oF LIFE!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

TORTOISE HAIKU


I'd like to leave home
But this shell is on my back’s
Endless Domicile

Sunday, August 26, 2007

SKY BIRDS HAIKU


BLUE AND PINK SKY BIRDS

FLYING ACROSS THE DARK EARTH

DAWN OF MORNING CLOUDS

Friday, August 24, 2007

NUTS HAIKU


David Letterman's

Monologues about my nuts

Really bother me.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

SHIP AND ROCK HAIKU


THE SHIP AND THE ROCK

DRIFTWOOD FOR FUTURE DELUGE

RAIN IN PARADISE

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

ROSE HAIKU


HERE IS THE LAST ROSE

WHOSE CRIMSON BLOOM SLEEPS UPON

THE EARTH'S SOFT BOSOM

Monday, August 20, 2007

POETIC INERTIA

I can't think of a thing to write
I must not be so very bright.
You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip
That's what my mother used to chirrup.
It's no use trying to be a bard
When saying the words comes way too hard.
I'd better stop this "verse"
Before it becomes worse.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

EVOLUTION

Isn't the
Chimpanzee

Cousin to
You and me?

Isn't the Chimpanzee

In our Family Tree?

From the Chimpanzee did

Man Ascend or Descend?

How did Man escape from

The Planet of the Apes?

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

AMAITJO THE BITER


The Little Ant

Doesn't Rant

About Poverty or

Pain.

The Little Ant

Isn't full

Of cant like

You and me.

The Little Ant

Never says CAN'T.

Monday, August 13, 2007

PECULIAR QUESTIONS

What would
A Raven
Look like
If it
Was Shaven?
What would a
Flamingo
Look like
If it
Played Bingo?
What would
A Lamb
Look like
If it was shaped like
A Clam?


Saturday, August 11, 2007

HORNY HAIKU


I DON'T KNOW HOW I
GOT THIESE THINGS PUT ON MY HEAD
BUT I FEEL HORNY

Friday, August 10, 2007

BELLY OF ZEUS HAIKU


THUNDERBOLTS ZAPPING

BENEATH THE BELLY OF ZEUS

ENLIGHTENING MAN

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

TALL FLOWERS HAIKU


GOLDEN UMBRELLAS

IN A JUNGLE OF FLOWERS

LIFE’S EMBROIDERY

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

SEAL OF APPROVAL HAIKU


I am waiting for

my seal of approval

to perform some tricks

Monday, August 06, 2007

AMPHIBIAN CONVERSATION

If to a toad
you spoke

Back to you it
might croak.

A frog in
the pond

Might also
respond.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

BUFFALO HAIKU



NOT OFTEN IS HEARD
ANY DISCOURAGING WORD
FROM A BUFFALO