Wednesday, May 28, 2014

THERE IS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM FLORIDA


There is a Young Woman
from Florida
Who wants to visit
Andromeda.
She would like to arrive there day or night
Before it and the Milky Way unite.

Monday, May 19, 2014

ALL IS VANITY EXCEPT FOR DOGS






Our dog---

A Chihuahua---

Has no shame

As she licks

Here and there

And

Everywhere

Licking

Licking

Licking

Like there was no

Tomorrow...


As if her body

Were an ice cream cone...


But hairy!


Tuesday, May 06, 2014

RIDING A BUS ON THE KHYBER PASS


 
While riding a bus on the Khyber Pass

A man didn't offer me a joint of grass,

Instead he handed me a thin cigarette,

Then began to play his clarinet...

This man on a bus on the Khyber Pass.

Friday, May 02, 2014

There was a Young Lady from Cairo


There was a Young Lady from Cairo

Who was enamored with the pharaoh.

She rode on her camel to his royal palace,

Hoping to scrutinize his majestic phallas,

This Young Lady from Cairo.