NOT INSIDE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER

There was a Young Man who loved to turn on photons,

But he also cherished colliding with protons.

On the road, in the country, or in the city,

This Young Man liked to pick up a pretty kitty,

This Young Man who loved to turn on photons.

AT DEATH'S DOOR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEATH'S DOOR by William Blake

 

 

 

 

There was an Old Man who lived in Lahore

Whose day dreams were always about Death's door.

A smell of sulphur in the air made him yell:

“Oh Death, where will I go, Heaven or Hell?”

Exclaimed this Old Man who lived in Lahore.

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LOVELY YOUNG LADY WHO LIVED IN SPAIN

There once was a lovely Young Lady who lived in

Spain,

And her favorite meal was soup with human

brain.

She went to morgues and cemeteries looking for

this cerebral ambrosia,

But unfortunately she had

anorexia nervosa,

This lovely Young Lady who lived in Spain.