There was an Old Man who gave the world much laughter

There was an Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter

Who decided to travel to the

Hereafter.

His act was as funny

In the Kingdom of God

As it was in Cape Cod,

From this Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter.

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM THRACE

There was a Young Man from Thrace

Who visited outer space,

But it put him into a big funk

When he saw that there was so much junk

Up there in outer space

For this Young Man who came from Thrace.