THERE IS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM FLORIDA

There is a Young Woman

from Florida

Who wants to visit

Andromeda.

She would like to arrive there day or night

Before it and the Milky Way unite.

ALL IS VANITY EXCEPT FOR DOGS

Our dog---

A Chihuahua---

Has no shame

As she licks

Here and there

And

Everywhere

Licking

Licking

Licking

Like there was no

Tomorrow...

As if her body

Were an ice cream cone...

But hairy!

RIDING A BUS ON THE KHYBER PASS

 

While riding a bus on the Khyber Pass

A man didn't offer me a joint of grass,

Instead he handed me a thin cigarette,

Then began to play his clarinet...

This man on a bus on the Khyber Pass.

There was a Young Lady from Cairo

There was a Young Lady from Cairo

Who was enamored with the pharaoh.

She rode on her camel to his royal palace,

Hoping to scrutinize his majestic phallas,

This Young Lady from Cairo.