There was a young woman of Bangor

There was a young woman of Bangor

Who had a pretty doppelganger,

And she sang in a nightclub that had a blue mirror

(the woman of Bangor, not her doppelganger),

And the people sat and drank their whiskey or beer

While they listened to the young woman of Bangor.

There was a man who peed on the Alamo

 

There was a man who peed on the Alamo,

And his name wasn't Michelangelo;

He went to jail for a year and a half

To serve his time for this urinating gaffe,

This man who pee peed on the Alamo.

thoughts before a full eclipse of a red blood moon

 

lambent light listens to the lilting darkness

loquacious lark & vivacious viper sleep some more

before the dawn.

There was a man who lived in Kabul

There was a man who lived in Kabul,

Who had a most beautiful bauble;

He married a lady with a lot of sheep,

But they baaed and baaed so much he couldn't sleep,

So he split from his wife and took his bauble.