eXqUiSiTe HeArT oF rEaSoN HAIKU

 

 

ShAkEsPeArE’s AnD VoLtAiRe’S

eXqUiSiTe HeArT oF rEaSoN

Needs to burn again

There was a Young Man from Crete

There was a Young Man from Crete

Who was born with two left feet,

But he still did the pyrrhic dance

With or without his shirt and pants,

This Young Man from Crete.

There was a Young Woman who lived in Reno

I once knew a Young Woman who lived in Reno

Who played at keno in a royal casino.

She was always surrounded by lusty men,

Who wished to ravish her in their gambling den,

But this Young Woman kept chaste her maraschino.