There once was an Old Man from Senegal

There once was an Old Man from Senegal

Who married a wealthy countess,

But she was completely brainless,

And he was a numbskull Neanderthal,

This Old Man from Senegal.

 

 

 

There once was a Young Lady from Nice

There once was a Young Lady from Nice

Who suffered from a loathsome case of lice,

And she despised the sight of white or brown rice,

So for peace of mind she sat in a vat of grease,

This Young Lady from Nice.

 

There once was a Young Lady with a wandering eye

There once was a Young Lady with a wandering eye

Who had a lovely figure and comely face,

But she abhorred interplanetary space;

So she said goodbye and flew to Shanghai,

This Young Lady with a wandering eye.  

There once was a Young Man who lived in a ghost town

There once was a Young Man who lived in a ghost town

Who possessed more gold than any man could hold,

But his golden fortune was stolen and sold,

And all that he possessed now was an immense frown,

This Young Man who lived in a ghost town.

There was a Young Lady from Grenada

 

 

There was a Young Lady from Grenada

Who loved to consume Boston Cream Pie,

But she didn’t like a cloudless sky,

Or the horrible ruckus of a cicada,

This Young Woman from Grenada.

BeJeWeLeD iNsEcT HAIKU

 

 

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SPELLING CORRECTION: terrorist NOT terroist