Mademoiselle Pithecanthropous

On Pitcairn Island

 It was a pitch-dark day
When a pistolier's heart went pitapat
Just before he had his piteous pitchout
With Mademoiselle Pithecanthropous.

This pitchy pitfall
Was About a fight
Over some pita bread---
Who was to eat
And who was not---
Who was to starve and
Who was to be fed.

On Pitcairn Island

 It was a pitch-dark day
When a pistolier's heart went pitapat
Just before he had his pitious pitchout
With Mademoiselle Pithecanthropous.