HEAVENLY QUESTIONS

Where is Heaven?

Who in the Hell knows.

What color is Heaven?

Is it blue, emerald, or gold?

Is it turquoise, white, or pink?

Does Heaven ever stink?

Who in the Hell knows.

Does it have Internet or TV?

Does it have McDonald’s or KFC?

Does it have pancakes or cheesecake?

Does it have elephants or tadpoles? 

Does it have mirth or sorrow?

Does Heaven have water like Earth?

Where is Heaven?

Who in the Hell knows.