Friday, August 15, 2014

There was an Old Man who gave the world much laughter


There was an Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter

Who decided to travel to the

Hereafter.

His act was as funny

In the Kingdom of God

As it was in Cape Cod,

From this Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter.

Monday, August 04, 2014

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM THRACE


There was a Young Man from Thrace

Who visited outer space,

But it put him into a big funk

When he saw that there was so much junk

Up there in outer space

For this Young Man who came from Thrace.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

There once was an Australian


 
 
There once was an Australian

Who was really an Alien.

He believed that he was from the planet Earth,

But he had an extraterrestrial birth,

This Australian who was an Alien.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

THERE WAS AN OLD HIPPIE FROM BOULDER


There was an Old Hippie from Boulder

Whose hair grew a foot below his shoulder.

Each week he smoked a pound of grass,

AND IT was better than laughing gas,

For this Old Hippie from Boulder!

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

WHILE FALLING ASLEEP


 
Breathe the air

While it's there;

Breath the air

While it's fair.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe the air;

Breathe the sweet, sweet air

While it's here.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Iraq


 
 
 
There is a place called Iraq

Whose existence came under attack

Because of two named Dubya and Dick

Who wanted money

So they played a trick

On a country called Iraq.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

WE MIGHT AS WELL EAT HAIKU


We might as well eat

Though the world is ending

We might as well eat.

There was an Old Man who resided in Lake Como



There was an Old Man who resided in
Lake Como
Whose hard skull was quite typical for
a *Homo.
His curled fists could hit quite
hard
When his opponent was off
guard
Against this Old Man with a hard skull from Lake Como.





*Homo Sapiens