Tuesday, November 18, 2014

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PYONGYANG


 
 
 
There was a Young Man from Pyongyang

Who was obsessed with the Big Bang.

He stared and stared at the mighty Heavens,

And used a number system based on sevens,

THIS YOUNG MAN FROM

PYONGYANG.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN WHO LIVED ON MONTSERRAT


 




There was an Old Man who lived on Montserrat,

And every week he smoked a pound of pot.

He read a lot to forget about politics,

And instead got high on pot and poetics,

This Old Man who lived on Montserrat.

Monday, October 20, 2014

A PREHISTORIC PET FISH


 
An international team of researchers says a fish called Microbrachius dicki is the first-known animal to stop reproducing by spawning and instead mate by having sex.
The primitive bony fish, which was about 8cm long, lived in ancient lakes about 385 million years ago in what is now Scotland.
The research is published in the journal Nature.
 
 
 
 
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Young King Tut had a pet fish

That lived in a town called Kish.

The fish's name was Dicki

And he was mighty picky

About what VICTUALS he ate

AND WITH WHOM to propagate.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Autumn


 
This is the first day of autumn,

But the last leaf has not fallen---

And there is still a rose blossom!


Autumn's not the season of decay---

For proof interrogate the blue jay.










Friday, August 15, 2014

There was an Old Man who gave the world much laughter


There was an Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter

Who decided to travel to the

Hereafter.

His act was as funny

In the Kingdom of God

As it was in Cape Cod,

From this Old Man who gave the world

Much laughter.

Monday, August 04, 2014

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM THRACE


There was a Young Man from Thrace

Who visited outer space,

But it put him into a big funk

When he saw that there was so much junk

Up there in outer space

For this Young Man who came from Thrace.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

There once was an Australian


 
 
There once was an Australian

Who was really an Alien.

He believed that he was from the planet Earth,

But he had an extraterrestrial birth,

This Australian who was an Alien.