CUTE HORNY SHEEP HAIKU

WoNdEr If I ShOuLd

RuN tO tHe LaKe AnD cHeCk OuT

tHoSe CuTe HoRnY sHeEp

THE DUNKING HAIKU

Am I tHe ShAdOw

ThAt I sEe In ThIs WaTeR?

i’LL dUnK aNd FiNd OuT

BIG EATER

.

ThE hOmOnGoUs BlUe
WhAlE
iS a VeRy oLd MaMmAL
uPoN eVoLuTiOn'S
sCaLe.
It eAtS a ToN oF
fIsH
wItH eVeRy TaIL
sWiSh!

Scientists estimate that the largest blue ever to have lived probably weighed more than 200 tons -- 400,000 pounds -- and was more massive than an entire herd of thirty African elephants

OUT OF THIS WATER HAIKU

gRaViTy'S a DrAg
oN mY wiNgS tRyiNg To fLy
OuT oF tHiS wAtEr

ON THE SNAIL

The Slow and Slippery
Snail
Slides upon its Shell and
Tail
Across an Endless
Floor
For an Hour or
More
But it has no reason to go
Fast
Because its Abode isn't that
Vast.

SEAL HAIKU

InSiDe Or oUtSiDe

oF tHiS iCy BuBbLe It'S

TiMe To eAt a FiSh!

ON THE JELLYFISH

tHe JeLLy fiSh
Isn'T a FiSh
BuT iF iT Is
SoMeThInG's AmIsS!

ON THE FLEA

The tiny flea
Could eat a pea
But it would take
A century.

WHERE'S ALL MY BERRIES HAIKU

bEaR oUt Of HiS LaiR

WaLKinG iN tHe MoRNinG aiR

sAyS wHeRe’S aLL mY bErRiEs?

WHERE DOES A GECKO GO?

wHo tHe HeCk
KnOwS
wHeRe A gEcKo
GoEs
WhEn iT rUnS aCrOsS tHe
FlOoR?
dOEs iT gO uNdEr ThE
dOoR?
dOeS iT fiNd A cOvEniEnT
cRaCk
To BiDe iTs TiMe iN 'TiL yOu'Re
bAcK?
oR iS iT MaKiNg SoMe
Tv CoMmErCiAL
uNtiL iT cAn LoCaTe
A tAsTy MoRsEL?

JUST WAITING FOR SPRING HAIKU

Butterfinger Rock

Covered with White Frosting

Just Waiting for Spring

On the Goat

The Hungry
Goat
Chose not to
Vote
Or sail
on any
Boat
But it would
Eat
Almost anything
Below its
Feet.

Revised Goat:

The Hungry
Goat
Will not
Vote
Or sail
on any
Boat
But it will
Eat
Almost anything
Below its
Feet.

DROOPING BOSOMS HAIKU

BeNdInG iN tHe WiNd
PiNk bLoSsOmS wItH dUcK nOsEs
On dRoOpInG bOsOmS

On the Kangaroo

The jumping
kangaroo
Does not
sing or moo
But it can really
box
And will knock off your
socks.
The mother's roomy
pouch
Is for her baby
A very cozy
couch.

GOLDEN SCHOONER HAIKU

BiG-EyEd BuTtErFlY's
GoLdEn ScHoOnEr MoOrEd In A
SeA oF wHiTe FlOwErS

TELEPHONE POLE HAIKU

THIS IS NO WORM HOLE
OR SPINNING BLUE GALAXY
JUST A TELEPHONE POLE

THE VIRTUE OF PATIENCE

tHe WiSe OwL
dOeSn'T ScOwL
oR fRoWn
iF It DoEsN't
SeE aNy
MoUsE aRoUnD.

NATURE'S NAKEDNESS HAIKU

DoN't BaRk Up mY tReE!
ThIs iS tHe WaY gOd MaDe Me!
NaTuRe'S nAkEdNeSs!

SMYROS

The moray eel
Doesn't eat veal
But otherwise will
Consume any meal
That is found within
Its watery room.
Today I have learned
That the moray eel
Has another jaw
Behind its first jaw
With which to gorge food
Down into its maw.
The moray eel isn't a very pretty fish
But we all can't look the way we wish.
It has quite a scary
Face
But so does the human
Race.

BLUE AND GRAY RAIN CLOUDS HAIKU

Blue and gray rain clouds

In the sky above canyons

Where are your eagles?

BLINDING LIGHT

Should the light leave

My line of sight

And I lost my

Sense of seeing

My life would be

A thing of fright.

If the moon that is in the sky

Should disappear from my eye

The earth would become

A darksome kingdom.

If what I hear

Should disappear

The silent sound

Would quite resound.

If I lost my sense of touch

I would not feel very much.

Let me embrace this life

And not this kind of strife.

BLUE AVIAN ADAGE HAIKU

Am I the "bird in the
hand's worth two in the bush"
avian adage?

CROCODILE HAIKU

Crocodile tail

Flails 'neath bright pill-sized moon

In a tranquil sea.