SEA OF LIFE HAIKU

HeY! tUrN uP tHe LiGhT!

iT's ToO dIm FoR mE tO sWiM

iN tHiS SeA oF LIFE!

TORTOISE HAIKU

I'd like to leave home

But this shell is on my back’s

Endless Domicile

SKY BIRDS HAIKU

BLUE AND PINK SKY BIRDS

FLYING ACROSS THE DARK EARTH

DAWN OF MORNING CLOUDS

NUTS HAIKU

David Letterman's

Monologues about my nuts

Really bother me.

SHIP AND ROCK HAIKU

THE SHIP AND THE ROCK

DRIFTWOOD FOR FUTURE DELUGE

RAIN IN PARADISE

ROSE HAIKU

HERE IS THE LAST ROSE

WHOSE CRIMSON BLOOM SLEEPS UPON

THE EARTH'S SOFT BOSOM

POETIC INERTIA

I can't think of a thing to write
I must not be so very bright.
You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip
That's what my mother used to chirrup.
It's no use trying to be a bard
When saying the words comes way too hard.
I'd better stop this "verse"
Before it becomes worse.

EVOLUTION

Isn't the
Chimpanzee

Cousin to
You and me?

Isn't the Chimpanzee

In our Family Tree?

From the Chimpanzee did

Man Ascend or Descend?

How did Man escape from

The Planet of the Apes?

AMAITJO THE BITER

The Little Ant

Doesn't Rant

About Poverty or

Pain.

The Little Ant

Isn't full

Of cant like

You and me.

The Little Ant

Never says CAN'T.

PECULIAR QUESTIONS

What would
A Raven
Look like
If it
Was Shaven?
What would a
Flamingo
Look like
If it
Played Bingo?
What would
A Lamb
Look like
If it was shaped like
A Clam?

HORNY HAIKU

I DON'T KNOW HOW I
GOT THIESE THINGS PUT ON MY HEAD
BUT I FEEL HORNY

BELLY OF ZEUS HAIKU

THUNDERBOLTS ZAPPING

BENEATH THE BELLY OF ZEUS

ENLIGHTENING MAN

TALL FLOWERS HAIKU

GOLDEN UMBRELLAS

IN A JUNGLE OF FLOWERS

LIFE’S EMBROIDERY

SEAL OF APPROVAL HAIKU

I am waiting for

my seal of approval

to perform some tricks

AMPHIBIAN CONVERSATION

If to a toad
you spoke

Back to you it
might croak.

A frog in
the pond

Might also
respond.

BUFFALO HAIKU

NOT OFTEN IS HEARD
ANY DISCOURAGING WORD
FROM A BUFFALO