Strange Gods

Baal of Baalbek sat with baboo the baboon
& listened to baby Bacchus dancing & howling
At a bacchanal beneath the holy moon.
All of the loud babble of Babel
Made the hungry sheep of Baalbek
Baa & baa 'til they were unable
While Bacchus babysat the babes of Baalbek
The Bacchae babbled a lot in Babylonia &
Baal yelled at the baboons of Christianity
Who played bacarat with the baboons of
Baalbek.