SUPER BOWL LIMERICKS #1 & #2

Super Bowl Limerick #1: I knew this beautiful Young Lady from Baltimore

I knew this beautiful Young Lady from Baltimore,

And she was a fine maven

Who kept a gloomy raven

That yearned for a paramour,

But he only had this Young Lady from Baltimore.

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Super Bowl Limerick #2: I knew this handsome Young Man from San Francisco

I knew this handsome Young Man from San Francisco

Who had good employment as a gold miner,

So he liked to be known as a forty-niner,

But he preferred to work in a gay disco,

This handsome Young Man from San Francisco.