ANTITECHNORAP or PLEASE, NO APPS FOR ME

i own a computer but
i don't use any twitter
(and thus i don't get bitter).
i don't possess any cell phone
since i like to be left alone.
i don't have an ipad
it's not my kind of fad.
i don't do texting
it's much too vexing.
i'm not a face booker
but i'm a good looker.