WRITTEN WHILE READING THE COMPLETE POEMS OF EMILY DICKINSON

INSIDE OF EDEN
THERE AIN’T NO CHEATIN’

ADAM’S AT HOME
EVE'S BEHIND THE STOVE

LITTLE CAIN AND ABEL
ARE CLEANIN’ THE STABLE

OLD NOAH’S IN THE DARK
ABOUT THE FLOOD & THE ARK

MCDONALD'S AIN’T EVEN A THOUGHT YET
THE SKY AIN’T READY FOR ANY JET

BUSH IS CENTURIES AWAY FROM THIS LIFE
CLINTON HAS TO WAIT TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE

INSIDE OF EDEN
THERE AIN’T NO CHEATIN’