Sunday, December 14, 2014

NOT INSIDE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER





There was a Young Man who loved to turn on photons,

But he also cherished colliding with protons.

On the road, in the country, or in the city,

This Young Man liked to pick up a pretty kitty,

This Young Man who loved to turn on photons.

Friday, December 05, 2014

AT DEATH'S DOOR



 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
DEATH'S DOOR by William Blake
 

 
 
 

There was an Old Man who lived in Lahore
Whose day dreams were always about Death's door.
A smell of sulphur in the air made him yell:
Oh Death, where will I go, Heaven or Hell?”
Exclaimed this Old Man who lived in Lahore.



 

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

THERE ONCE WAS A LOVELY YOUNG LADY WHO LIVED IN SPAIN





There once was a lovely Young Lady who lived in

Spain,

And her favorite meal was soup with human

brain.

She went to morgues and cemeteries looking for

this cerebral ambrosia,

But unfortunately she had

anorexia nervosa,

This lovely Young Lady who lived in Spain.