There was an Old Cat who lived in Nepal

There was an Old Cat who lived in Nepal

Who looked like a cool, hip Neanderthal.

The female felines meowed when they saw him,

And wore their finest feline habiliments for

This Old Cat who looked like a cool, hip Neanderthal.

There was a Young Maiden from Duluth

There was a Young Maiden from Duluth

Who had a torrid love for Babe Ruth.

When she slept she kept his photo next to her head,

But she really wished that he was with her instead.

This Young Maiden from Duluth hoped

One day to get to first base with Babe Ruth.