Friday, May 24, 2013

There once was an Old Man from Senegal



There once was an Old Man from Senegal

Who married a wealthy countess,

But she was completely brainless,

And he was a numbskull Neanderthal,

This Old Man from Senegal.

 

 

 

Monday, May 20, 2013

There once was a Young Lady from Nice



There once was a Young Lady from Nice

Who suffered from a loathsome case of lice,

And she despised the sight of white or brown rice,

So for peace of mind she sat in a vat of grease,

This Young Lady from Nice.

 

Sunday, May 19, 2013

There once was a Young Lady with a wandering eye




There once was a Young Lady with a wandering eye

Who had a lovely figure and comely face,

But she abhorred interplanetary space;

So she said goodbye and flew to Shanghai,

This Young Lady with a wandering eye.  

Thursday, May 16, 2013

There once was a Young Man who lived in a ghost town




There once was a Young Man who lived in a ghost town

Who possessed more gold than any man could hold,

But his golden fortune was stolen and sold,

And all that he possessed now was an immense frown,

This Young Man who lived in a ghost town.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

There was a Young Lady from Grenada


 

 

There was a Young Lady from Grenada

Who loved to consume Boston Cream Pie,

But she didn’t like a cloudless sky,

Or the horrible ruckus of a cicada,

This Young Woman from Grenada.

Friday, May 10, 2013

BeJeWeLeD iNsEcT HAIKU


 
 
BeJeWeLeD iNsEcT

wHo BaNqUeTs On WiLd ThYmE:

rAiNbOw LeAf BeEtLe

Saturday, May 04, 2013

RAW POEM



SPELLING CORRECTION: terrorist NOT terroist